Postponement of Wisestock 09

There are words in life that many civilizations fear and in our current day this is the dreaded swine flu. However, the biggest fear that comes to my mind are the developments that have occured after this deadly pandemic. Due to the spreading of this deadly outbreak of the H1N1 Virus the management team of Wisestock 09 has decided to postpone the annual celebration. After the press conference on Sunday evening Director of Operations "Uncle Steve" stated, "It is a sad day when it comes to this but precautions are needed. After several pauses and tears of sadness Uncle Steve again stated, "No potato guns, no wiffle ball games, no grilled food that tastes like lighter fluid, no judy, no judy!" 

Under the guidance of family members Uncle Steve stepped down from the podium and Director of Wiffle Ball Operations and Sports Activities, Scott Morrison commented, 

"Planning for this event has taken months, even years. However, we will move forward. This will allow us as an organization to buy more time to find more effective wiffle balls. He concluded his 4 hour spectacle by saying,  "There is a root cause to this problem and the games will go on...oh yes they will go on." 

As time goes on until the end of this school year there will be many items to look forward to. There may not be a three day event of happiness, joy and laughter on the weekend of June 5th, however, the summer and the cabin did not see the last of us. O no it has not. 

In the mean time I will blame this situation on one person and one person only The head coach of the Chicago Bulls. "Vinny Del Negro" I dont know why, we just need something or someone to blame for this. 

To infinity and beyond,