Have you ever thought about what you would do with the millions of dollars if you won the lottery?
I was sitting at my desk today teaching my future boss and started to think what I would do with millions of dollars. The amazing thing that came about was the fact that most of the items that I thought of seemed to focus on buying things or doing things for other people. I can only imagine the look on peoples' faces when I escorted them in to a dealership and said pick out any vehicle that you want, or making the phone call to your parents telling them about their summer home in Mexico you bought for them. (never mind that: the drug cartels and swine flu are on the prawl)
But seriously, what do people do with this money that they win.
Here is my list of the more fun ideas that I could come up with:
1) Buy a subdivision so all of your friends can live there for free . There is a mandatory go-cart race every Sunday afternoon like Nascar. This takes place in a perfect oval track in the center of the homes where you can only use your family as a pit crew.
2) I would buy the cast of 24 so I could make them work around the clock so we could watch the show non-stop.
3) Three words: Ultimate Potato Gun
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extremely hard to top the go kart race.
ReplyDelete4. Hold a contest each month for 10 people. The contest, 10,000 bucks is up for grabs to the person that can make the most positive impact on his/her community. Each month you could change the idea....month 2 - winning money goes to the person that infects the most change on their state, and keep going. Could do it for an entire year.
5. Design my own golf course. Naming each hole after a friend or an old pet. The hole would be unique to that person in some way. Your hole would be really short and barely any grass....
6. We buy the browns. Draft all buckeyes. HIre Tressel.
I would also hire an investigator to figure out where Morrison is at
ReplyDeleteAllright. now youve done it martin.
ReplyDeletelove the nascar idea by the way. hope you are the commish of the league cuz there is no way you win with an all female pit crew of nat, mad, and baby girl(s) to be named later.
Out of pure generosity I'd buy truckloads of baseball cards and dump them in someones front yard. Two reasons: 1- I havent seen a baseball card in at least 8 years. 2- the thought of waking up to a yard full of baseball cards makes me chuckle, I dont know why, but you have my word, I'm dumping the cards in someone i dont know's front yard.
I'd also buy Tiffin, for no other reason than to name it after someone. I'd tear down Wise's statue, move it on top of the Duck Inn and make it City Hall.
I'd buy enough votes to elect Scott mayor of tiffin.
ReplyDeleteAll three of you are wise men..no pun intended. However, I must say that if we buy Tiffin we will then be in charge of all of the stores in the mall (2 now), the nascar portion of the Duck Inn, and Wise's X-Girlfriends'.
ReplyDeleteI want no part of this.
Vote Morrison ---Tiffin Mayor
" Your Solution to Guns, Earnhardt, and Calvert Football"
my campaign will feature that mall being turned into a huge laser tag venue
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